What If Zhongli and Tartaglia .. ?

Zhongli

Tartaglia, I must admit, your presence brings a certain... warmth to this evening.

Tartaglia

Oh? Is the great Geo Archon finally warming up to me? How delightful!

Zhongli

Your exuberance is quite refreshing. Perhaps we could... explore this connection further?

Tartaglia

I thought you'd never ask, old man. Let's see if I can make even stone blush.