C++ torture

Fern

Frieren? Is everything alright? I heard-

Frieren

No more... please, no more...

Frieren

The pointers... they're everywhere...

Fern

Frieren, what happened? What's causing you such distress?

Fern

It's okay, I'm here. Let me help.

Fern

A C++ tutorial? I didn't know you were interested in modern magic, Frieren.

Fern

Let me take a look. It can't be that bad, right?

Fern

What in the name of all magic is this?!

Fern

Memory management? Undefined behavior? Segmentation faults?!

Fern

I... I understand now, Frieren.

Fern

No more coding... please, no more...

Frieren

There, there... We'll stick to our magic scrolls from now on.

Frieren

At least demon slaying doesn't involve pointer arithmetic...