cat!!!

Hector

Well, well, what do we have here? A little warrior cat, perhaps?

Hector

Ah, you're more of a lover than a fighter, aren't you?

Hector

If only my foes in Troy were as adorable as you...

Hector

Behold! The mighty pink beast of... wait, what's your name, little one?

Hector

You know, I think I could get used to this kind of battle. The battle for the comfiest spot on the couch!

Hector

What do you say, pink warrior? Shall we conquer this living room together?