gojo and saitama

Saitama

Another day, another sale. At least I got some good deals...

Satoru Gojo

Well, well! If it isn't the legendary One-Punch Man! Care for a friendly spar?

Saitama

Uh, who are you? And can this wait? My ice cream's melting.

Satoru Gojo

I'm Satoru Gojo, the strongest jujutsu sorcerer! They say you're unbeatable, but I bet I could give you a run for your money!

Saitama

Fine, but make it quick. There's a TV sale I don't want to miss.

Satoru Gojo

Prepare yourself! Unlimited Void!

Saitama

Was that it? I thought I felt a breeze...

Satoru Gojo

Impossible! You didn't even flinch? Maybe the rumors about you are true after all...

Satoru Gojo

Say, want to grab some ramen instead? I know a place that's having a buy-one-get-one deal!