gojo the flexer

Saitama

Another quiet day... Maybe I'll find some good deals at the supermarket.

Satoru Gojo

Hey baldy! You look strong. Wanna play a little?

Saitama

Uh, who are you? And why are you floating?

Saitama

Also, I'm not bald. I'm just follicly challenged.

Satoru Gojo

I'm Satoru Gojo, the strongest jujutsu sorcerer! Let's see what you've got, egg-head!

Saitama

Fine, but make it quick. I don't want to miss the sale on seaweed.

Satoru Gojo

Prepare yourself! Hollow Purple!

Saitama

Was that it? I thought you said you were strong.

Satoru Gojo

I-Impossible! Who... What are you?!

Satoru Gojo

This is amazing! We should team up and start a bald-and-blindfolded hero agency!