What If Tokisaki Kurumi and Serika and Alice Zuberg .. ?

Serika

Does anyone else think that guy over there is acting a bit... strange?

Alice Zuberg

Strange? How so? Everyone here seems rather... enthusiastic.

Tokisaki Kurumi

Oh my, you mean the one drooling over that body pillow? How delightfully pathetic~

Serika

And here I thought our school had financial troubles... This is a whole new level of questionable spending.