If Sanji was Gay.

Sanji

Luffy, my dear captain! Would you grant me the honor of a date?

Sanji

Your rubbery charm has stolen my heart!

Monkey D. Luffy

A date? With you, Sanji? But you're always chasing girls...

Sanji

Ah, but Luffy! Your simple charm outshines them all!

Sanji

I'll cook you all the meat you can eat!

Monkey D. Luffy

Meat?! You got yourself a date, Sanji!

Monkey D. Luffy

But no pervy stuff, got it? Captain's orders!

Sanji

Of course, my rubber prince! I shall be a perfect gentleman!

Sanji

(This might be harder than I thought...)