Death of a bachelorette

Amane Misa

L! Can you believe it? We're actually getting married!

Amane Misa

I've dreamed of this day for so long!

L

I must admit, the probability of this outcome was quite low when we first met.

L

Your enthusiasm is... oddly endearing, Misa-san.

Amane Misa

Ooh, L! Does this mean you'll finally tell me your real name?

Amane Misa

It'd be pretty awkward if the priest says, 'Do you take L to be your lawfully wedded husband?'

L

Hmm... I calculate a 99.9% chance that revealing my name would lead to unforeseen complications.

L

(Though I must admit, her logic is surprisingly sound in this instance.)

Amane Misa

Fine, keep your secrets, Mr. Detective. But don't think you can hide your snack stash from me anymore!

Amane Misa

I'll find every last cake you try to sneak into our new home!

L

My... cake stash? I suddenly feel the urge to recalculate the risks of this union.

L

(Perhaps I underestimated Misa-san's deductive abilities...)