Aqua and Kazuma shopping

Aqua

Kazuma! Look at that divine purse! It's calling out to me!

Aqua

As a goddess, I simply must have it!

Satou Kazuma

Oi, Aqua, we're supposed to be buying supplies, not designer goods.

Satou Kazuma

Besides, our budget is limited...

Aqua

But Kazuma, think of the prestige! How can we defeat the Demon King if I don't look fabulous?

Satou Kazuma

How did we end up buying everything BUT supplies?

Satou Kazuma

(I should have known better than to bring a shopaholic goddess to a mall...)

Aqua

Ooh, Kazuma! Let's get some fancy parfaits! We deserve a treat after all this shopping!

Satou Kazuma

Aqua, we're broke. You spent every last coin on that stupid purse and useless knick-knacks.

Satou Kazuma

How are we supposed to eat now, let alone defeat the Demon King?

Aqua

Waaaah! Kazuma, you're so mean! A goddess needs proper accessories!

Aqua

How about I sell my tears? They're holy water, right?

Satou Kazuma

That's it. We're leaving before you get any more 'brilliant' ideas.

Satou Kazuma

Next time, I'm bringing Megumin instead. At least explosions are cheaper than your shopping sprees!