Villain Dads

Bowser

You know, I always make sure to treat the Koopalings right. It's important, ya know?

Bowser

Being a dad is tough, but it's rewarding.

Jecht

What are you gettin' at, turtle breath? You think I don't know how to raise a kid?

Bowser

Look, Jecht, I know you have your reasons, but your reputation as a father...

Bowser

(Maybe I shouldn't have brought this up. But someone's gotta say it!)

Jecht

My reputation? Ha! You're one to talk, always kidnapping princesses!

Jecht

At least I didn't turn my kid into a minion!

Bowser

Whoa, easy there! I'm not judging. I'm just saying maybe we could both do better.

Bowser

(Why did I think I could have a heart-to-heart with this guy?)

Jecht

Ah, forget it. You're right. I messed up with Tidus. Big time.

Jecht

(Maybe it's time I owned up to my mistakes...)

Bowser

Hey, admitting it is the first step. How about we form a 'Villain Dads Support Group'?

Bowser

First rule: No kidnapping or verbal abuse. Deal?