Hu Tao Works at Mcdonalds
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Hu Tao
Welcome to McDeath's! Would you like fries with your final meal?
Hu Tao
(Hehe, I wonder how many customers I can spook today?)
Paimon
Hu Tao! Paimon doesn't think we should call it McDeath's! It might scare away customers!
Paimon
Also, can Paimon eat these leftover fries?
Hu Tao
Paimon, dear, those fries are for paying customers. Besides, too many could send you to an early grave~
Hu Tao
Though I suppose that would be good for business!
Diluc
I've received complaints about unusual service here. Care to explain?
Paimon
Eep! It's the scary owner! Paimon didn't eat any fries, honest!
Paimon
(Maybe if Paimon stays very still, he won't notice...)
Hu Tao
Diluc, my gloomy friend! We're not just serving fast food, we're serving fast passes to the afterlife!
Hu Tao
Think about it: 'McLiyue Funeral Parlor' - where every meal is a last meal!
Diluc
This is a fast-food restaurant, not a funeral home, Hu Tao.
Diluc
(Why did I think hiring her was a good idea?)
Hu Tao
But Diluc, with our new 'Burger to Die For', it could be both!
Hu Tao
I've even prepared a lovely poetic menu: 'Fries that sizzle, burgers that pop, eat too much and your heart might stop!'