Go get a job, Aura
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Frieren
Aura, I release you from my control. Now, go get a job.
Frieren
(Perhaps this will teach her the value of mundane human experiences.)
Aura
Hello, I'd like to apply for a position here at McWizard's...
Aura
(Come on, Aura! You can conjure fireballs, surely you can flip burgers!)
Aura
Not even the Potion Emporium would hire me...
Aura
What good is being a mage if I can't even get an entry-level position?
Frieren
Aura, why are you crying? It's only been... three hours.
Frieren
(I forgot how quickly humans become distressed. Perhaps I miscalculated.)
Aura
Master Frieren! I've failed you! I couldn't even get a job at McWizard's!
Aura
(Maybe I should have listed 'Apprentice to Legendary Mage' on my resume...)
Frieren
I see. Perhaps the job market has changed in the last century.
Frieren
Tell me, Aura, did you try turning your resume into a frog?
Aura
Turn my resume into a... frog?
Aura
(Is this some ancient elven job-seeking technique I haven't learned yet?)
Frieren
Come, let's return to our studies. It seems the world still needs mages more than it needs... 'burger flippers'.
Frieren
(Next time, I'll send her on a quest instead. Much simpler.)