Protecting Astolfo

Astolfo

Ooh, what's this? 'NTR'? Sounds interesting!

Astolfo

(I wonder if it's about knights or adventures...)

Haruhi Suzumiya

Wait, Astolfo! Don't open that!

Haruhi Suzumiya

(I must protect this innocent soul from the dark side of otaku culture!)

Astolfo

Eh? But why not, Haruhi? Is it cursed or something?

Astolfo

Oh! Maybe it summons a demon! That could be fun!

Haruhi Suzumiya

No demons, just... adult stuff. Trust me, you don't want to know.

Haruhi Suzumiya

As leader of the SOS Brigade, it's my duty to protect you from such things!

Astolfo

Aha! So it's a mystery! Well then, brave Haruhi, I shall entrust this quest to you!

Astolfo

(I'll just ask Roland about it later. He knows all sorts of things!)

Haruhi Suzumiya

Sometimes I can't tell if you're really this innocent or just messing with me...

Haruhi Suzumiya

(Note to self: implement stricter content control in the club room. For Astolfo's sake.)