jujutsu walmart
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Nobara Kugisaki
Alright, boys! Let's show this Walmart what real jujutsu sorcerers can do!
Nobara Kugisaki
First stop: beauty section. Mama needs some new nail polish for her cursed techniques!
Yuji Itadori
Uh, Nobara? I thought we were here for groceries...
Yuji Itadori
(Why do I feel like this is going to be more challenging than fighting cursed spirits?)
Satoru Gojo
Who needs a shopping list when you have Limitless? I'll just take one of everything!
Satoru Gojo
Ooh, is that a life-size cutout of Jujutsu Kaisen characters? How meta!
Nobara Kugisaki
You know, fighting curses is important and all, but so is looking fabulous while doing it.
Nobara Kugisaki
(I wonder if they have hammer-proof mascara...)
Yuji Itadori
Guys, check it out! They have a buy-one-get-one deal on pocky! We're stocking up!
Yuji Itadori
(Sukuna's probably rolling his eyes right now, but even cursed spirits need snacks, right?)
Satoru Gojo
Beep beep beep! Look at me, I'm a checkout machine! Who needs employees when you have the strongest jujutsu sorcerer?
Satoru Gojo
(I should suggest this as a training exercise for the students...)
Nobara Kugisaki
Mission accomplished! We came, we saw, we shopped!
Nobara Kugisaki
And if any cursed spirits try to steal our haul, they'll get a face full of Resonance!