Aqua and Kazuma swap stats

Satou Kazuma

Huh? These stats can't be right. I'm... strong?

Satou Kazuma

(But why do I feel like I just got dumber?)

Aqua

Behold, Kazuma! My intelligence and luck are off the charts!

Aqua

I always knew I was a genius!

Satou Kazuma

I feel like I could punch through a wall...

Satou Kazuma

But I can't remember how to tie my shoes.

Aqua

Fascinating. The quantum entanglement of our stat distribution suggests a metaphysical anomaly in the isekai summoning process.

Aqua

(Why do I suddenly understand theoretical physics?)

Satou Kazuma

Two plus two is... uh... fish?

Satou Kazuma

(This is worse than being a NEET!)

Aqua

Look, Kazuma! I calculated the perfect trajectory for infinite apple juggling!

Aqua

And I haven't tripped once today!

Satou Kazuma

Aqua! I was just leaning on this tree and... oops?

Satou Kazuma

(Great strength, but at what cost?)

Aqua

Eureka! I've solved the mystery of divine wine production!

Aqua

But... why can't I make water appear anymore?