What If Mahito and Satoru Gojo and Agatsuma Zenitsu .. ?

Agatsuma Zenitsu

We're going to get caught! This is crazy! Why am I even here?!

Mahito

Ah, the sweet chaos of rebellion! Doesn't it just make your soul tingle, Zenitsu?

Satoru Gojo

Now, now, boys. Let's make this tea party one for the history books, shall we?

Agatsuma Zenitsu

Maybe if I fall asleep, my 'other self' will handle this mess...