What If Wario and Mario .. ?

Mario

Wario, I think we need to talk about our... relationship.

Wario

Wah? What's there to talk about? We're rivals, ain't we?

Mario

Mama mia... I mean, beyond that. Have you ever thought about... us?

Wario

Wah! Mario, you're outta your mind! We're both guys! And rivals! That's not how babies are made!