What If Sailor Moon and Bardock and Griffith .. ?

Griffith

You know, Sailor Moon, I've been thinking... our relationship lacks a certain... intensity.

Sailor Moon

What do you mean, Griffith? I thought we were happy together...

Bardock

I sense a disturbance in the air... and it's not just the cheap booze.

Griffith

Oh, Sailor Moon. You're just too... predictable. I need someone who can challenge me. Someone like...