What If Light Yagami and Doraemon and Makima .. ?

Makima

So, gentlemen, what brings you to this quaint little cafeteria?

Light Yagami

I'm here to observe humanity, of course. One never knows when you might stumble upon... interesting individuals.

Doraemon

I'm just here for the dorayaki! They're the best in this century!

Makima

How fascinating. A god complex, a robotic cat, and me. What an unlikely trio we make.