March 7th's Sauna Sparkle
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Sparkle
Hey March 7th, I've been analyzing human relaxation techniques. This sauna is quite intriguing!
Sparkle
Did you know some cultures believe it has mystical properties?
March 7th
Really? That's cool! Though right now, I feel more melted than mystical.
March 7th
(I wonder if this heat could jog my memories... Probably not, but it sure is relaxing!)
Sparkle
Allow me to demonstrate a fascinating human concept: Surprise!
Sparkle
(Engaging mischief protocols. This should be quite enlightening!)
March 7th
Sparkle! What did you do?! My swimsuit!
March 7th
(Thank goodness for this steam! Quick, think of a witty comeback for the stream...)
Sparkle
Aha! I've discovered a new way to increase sauna efficiency. Less fabric, more steam!
Sparkle
Your face is quite red, March 7th. Is that a sign of optimal relaxation?
March 7th
"Optimal relaxation"? More like optimal embarrassment! Sparkle, you owe me a new swimsuit!
March 7th
And maybe some lessons on human privacy while you're at it!