snake and elena sitting in a tree

Elena

So, um... you come here often, Snake?

Elena

Smooth, Elena. Real smooth. Tseng would be facepalming right now.

Solid Snake

Only when I'm not hiding in a cardboard box.

Solid Snake

She's cute when she's flustered. Reminds me of Meryl...

Elena

Ha! I've heard about that. You know, in the Turks, we have much more sophisticated hiding techniques.

Elena

Like... um... hiding behind clipboards!

Solid Snake

Elena, I...

Solid Snake

Damn. Why now? Just when I was starting to enjoy myself...

Elena

What is it? Is something wrong?

Elena

Please don't say you have to leave. Not when we were just hitting it off!

Solid Snake

I have to go. Secret mission. Rain check on that date?

Solid Snake

And Elena? Don't tell anyone about this. Especially not behind a clipboard.