Urianger finds strange artworks

Urianger Augurelt

Pray tell, what manner of curious depiction have I chanced upon?

Urianger Augurelt

Mayhaps this be a jestful rendering of our esteemed colleagues?

Alphinaud Leveilleur

Urianger, what's caught your attention? You seem quite... Oh gods, what is that?!

Alisaie Leveilleur

Is that supposed to be us?! Who in the seven hells would create such a thing?

Alisaie Leveilleur

I'll never live this down if the others see it...

Urianger Augurelt

Mine esteemed companions, while the nature of this art may be... unconventional, I propose we consider its potential value.

Urianger Augurelt

Perchance the collectors of Ul'dah might find such unique portrayals worthy of acquisition?

Alphinaud Leveilleur

Urianger! You can't be serious! Our reputation as diplomats and scholars is at stake!

Alphinaud Leveilleur

Though... the potential funding for our cause is not entirely without merit...

Alisaie Leveilleur

Absolutely not! We're burning this right now before anyone else sees it!

Alisaie Leveilleur

And Urianger, we're having a long talk about your definition of 'valuable artifacts' later!

Urianger Augurelt

Mayhap we should put it to a vote? The democratic process has ever been a cornerstone of our illustrious organization.

Urianger Augurelt

T'would be a shame to deprive the world of such... unique artistic expression.