Entering a doujinshi shop. (1 of ?)

Vegeta

What in the name of Planet Vegeta is this? Me, a doctor?

Vegeta

How dare they depict the Prince of All Saiyans as a mere Earthling physician!

Light Yagami

Well, well... A kindergarten teacher, am I? How delightfully mundane.

Light Yagami

If only they knew the true power I wield. Still, this could be an interesting cover...

Celes Chere

By the Espers... Is there no end to these embarrassing scenarios?

Celes Chere

I faced the Empire with more dignity than this!

Vegeta

A doctor who can't even defeat a common cold? Preposterous!

Vegeta

I'd obliterate any disease with my bare hands!

Light Yagami

Hmm... A class full of children could be molded into the perfect little soldiers for a new world order...

Light Yagami

Perhaps this alternate universe isn't as useless as I thought.

Celes Chere

Is this how the world truly sees me? A bumbling, lovestruck fool?

Celes Chere

I've faced the end of the world with more grace than these depictions!

Vegeta

This shop insults the pride of the Saiyan race! I'll show them a real alternate universe - one where I destroy this entire establishment!

Vegeta

Bulma would never let me hear the end of it if I did, though...

Light Yagami

I'll take this one, please. For... research purposes.

Light Yagami

Every piece of information can be a weapon in the right hands. Even this ridiculous story.